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 Trump blames figure skating for air disaster.

Trump deports Giant pandas. 

Chilly snap forces Trump inauguration indoors as BBQ season starts in Canada. 

West Edmonton Mall to become Trump-themed fun park. 

Mark Carney expected to announce Liberal leadership bid, and that your cat died. 

 Canada dispatches ‘Littlest Hobo’ to bite Trump in the nuts.

 War victims living in rubble most concerned about Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni feud.

“Many Canadians want Canada to be 51st State” just a guy in Barrie who wants the good Netflix. 

Airline CEO’s demand ‘Question Fee’ at baggage fee inquiry. 

Musk vows to gut Social Security, use seniors as space chimps. 

Sky-rocketing grocery prices blamed on disappointing season ending of ‘The Bear.’ 

Awkward moment at Mar-a-Lago dinner when Trudeau realizes he’s expected to wait tables.