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Canada’s insistence on existing is “Insulting and disrespectful to America.” – Lutnick.

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Trump threatens to block Dire Straits.

Bondi excited to protect pedophiles in the private sector.

Inability to speak French cause of all air disasters ever, says Quebec.

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Trump’s plan to deploy Chuck Norris hits a snag.

NDP lose official ‘Enough for a decent poker game’ Status.

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Iran launches endless barrage of Khameneis.

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Carney signs trade deal with Nebulon VII.

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Men’s U.S. Olympic Hockey team subject to racial purity exam before shaking hands with Trump.

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Operation ‘Desert Distraction’ in motion.

Trump appoints inbred barn cat as U.N. Ambassador, denies cognitive decline.

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Trump threatens invasion unless Canada makes ‘straight version’ of Heated Rivalry.

Canada ensures shelves at Dollarama will remain well stocked.

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U.S. claims Greenland tried to ram it with SUV.

Trump reveals he’s actually been dead for 2 years.

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Alberta separatists unaware rest of Canada already thinks of them as a different country.

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Carney appoints Distempered Raccoon as new U.S. Ambassador.

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Poilievre’s wife and kids cross floor to Liberals.

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Hegseth orders ‘double-tap’ strike on Viking River Cruise.

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Carney balances pipeline announcement with purchase of eco-friendly, ‘reclaimed cork’ fighter jets from Holland.

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Venezuelan drug boat tour packages down sharply.

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Canada loses measles elimination status. Smith says Diphtheria is next, announces big parade.

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Poilievre says Halloween teaches kids to beg for handouts, calls for total ban.

Poilievre calls Jays “Despicable.” Says win was to cover up Liberal corruption.

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Ford voter fulfills life long dream of buying beer at a gas station.

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Canada Post replaces mail carriers with giant ‘Letter Cannon.’

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WestJet to begin charging for flushable toilets.

Trump claims Acetaminophen pouring in from Canada. Carney appoints ‘Tylenol Czar.’

Trump demands ‘Trans-Canada’ pipeline be renamed.

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Israel targets discarded Shawarma.

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