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In a surprise move, the Prime Minister added another destination to his recent trade mission... the lesser known star field known as Nebulon VII. “When you’re on a roll you go with it!” Said an excited federal trade rep. “The deal is worth billions to us, and in their currency, known as ‘Hekmitens’ it’s worth... I forget the amount they said, but it’s comprehensive - canola, pork, soy, all kinds of essential minerals. It’s a doozie of a deal!” Carney is said to be rocketing back to the planet and landing in the water off the coast of P.E.I. and will address the nation after splash-down. It is, to coin a phrase, one small step for a man, one giant trade deal for Canada-kind.