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Lifestyle & Entertainment
Local man in eighteenth straight hour of ‘Shark Week’ dealing with some dark personal shit.
Culturally progressive man reports feelings of guilt about inability to stop masturbating over Sydney Sweeney jeans ad.
Totally sketchy guy happy he can still cut through The Bay on his way to do fuck knows what.
Gander man sends American family ‘Hospitality Tariff’ for “Saving their ungrateful arses.”
Cottage neighbour who wouldn’t shut the fuck up about “How amazing the zucchini is this year.” Found bludgeoned.
Regina charity too lazy to Google ‘Rob Schneider’ shocked he didn’t do “Makin’ Copies’ guy.
Stoned guy seeks exemption for PC Herb-Crusted frozen Mozzarella Sticks in Loblaws boycott.
Legally blind P.E.I. man completes walk for homelessness, then wanders onto Ferry and ends up in Îles de la Madeleine.

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