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“I’m as surprised as anyone!” Said 36 year-old, Todd Grunlik (now Todd Ramone), “I took a 23andMe test and bango, turns out I’m related to all the Ramones!” A media relations liaison for the popular ancestry testing company said - “Considering none of the Ramones were actually related, this is a shockingly rare discovery. The odds of anyone sharing DNA with even two of The Ramones is astronomical, but all seven, feels like a teenage lobotomy! Yeah seven! People forget about Tommy, Richie and Elvis!? ” The part-time data entry technician was clearly elated to find he had lineage to one of the greatest bands in rock history. “I’m stoked!” Said Todd, between gulps of a diet Fresca. “I can’t wait to meet my brothers and get the band back together!”