Page 3

Miss Vickie prime suspect in Covered Bridge Chip factory blaze.

 Alabama rules Confederate dead are embryos.

Poilievre promotes lusterless 40-dollar loafer. 

A-holes gather in Ottawa to mark second anniversary of A-holes gathering in Ottawa. 

 Russian-Canadian woman pleads guilty to exporting Swiss Chalet dipping sauce recipe to Russia.

Bell introduces new 5G high-speed firings. 

 Air Canada promises no more using disabled passengers as drink cart.

Alberta Premier announces everyone must be named ‘Bruce’ or ‘Linda.’ 

 Man living in fridge box thrilled Toronto will receive 97 million to host FIFA.

Ukraine holds ‘Barbie’ vigil.  

Loblaws promotes ‘Fight for Rotting Food’ event.