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“Canada has been very bad to us, they get 95% of their measles from us, we don’t need anything Canada has, they have taken advantage, so no more, any measles going into Canada are getting tariffed baby! It’s a beautiful word, so’s measle if y’think about it.” The President was unconvinced when medical experts told him that Canada doesn’t want any measles from the U.S. That Canada doesn’t know what you’re talking about, and measles aren’t a taxable thing. And, that even if they did somehow ‘want American measles’, most Canadians have sense enough to have been vaccinated when they were 5, Trump was undeterred. “Without our measles, Canada is not a viable country! I hear people talking.”