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“Yeah, I guess we weren’t really thinking, now the race is on to clone a small dinosaur that can hopefully keep this wolf clone from disembowelling the entire staff!” Said the lead researcher at Colossal Bio-Sciences, the Texas company that brought back this long extinct species for no apparent reason. “It’s fair to say we got wrapped up in the lore of it all, and didn't realize that the little fucker can really eat... and did it grow fast! Like pull a rip-cord fast!” The company immediately placed ads in local newspapers and pinned up adoption notices at local shopping markets. “We’re hopeful that a family with a sense of adventure will fall in love with that face.”