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“It’s more of a confidence building thing, but given the Ladybugs record last year I’d say it’s going to be a helluva game!” Said one Rogers insider. After a dismal season that saw the Leafs miss the playoffs for the first time in nine seasons, the organization searched high and low to find a team they could beat... the Ladybugs however, have a different idea. “Bring that weak ass shit!” Said Tammy Dort, Captain of the Ladybugs, who lead the entire Alberta girls league in penalty minutes last season. “I’m issuing a personal warning to Max Domi! Bring it you sawed off wannabe, that is if the Leafs don’t trade you for a bag of pucks!” Insiders report that William Nylander is planning to be in Sweden and unavailable to take on the vaunted girls team.