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“I’ll admit it now, it really stuck with us. She was like the world’s girlfriend.” Said Jays manager, John Schneider. “A lotta guys would walk around the clubhouse quoting ‘Something’s Gotta Give.’ Some of the older guys can recite every line from Annie Hall.” After the heart-breaking Game 7 loss to the Dodgers, everyone is looking for a reason. The Jays just came out and admitted it. Diane Keaton was beloved, and it affected the outcome of the fall classic. Never before in the history of the game has a celebrity death had any influence on the game of baseball, especially the most crucial series. Schneider went on the assure Jays fans. “We are absolutely committed to bringing the World Series trophy back to Canada... we’re just hoping Meryl Streep stays healthy.”