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“Hey sure, they push people off of rooftops for entertainment, but at least I can say what I want to say!” Said Bill Burr, one of the many American comedy superstars who have acquiesced to perform at the Riyadh comedy festival next week. “I say one thing bad about Trump and I might not work again, so f**k it! Plus they’re paying me in bars of gold!” ‘Cancelled’ comedian Louis CK will also be performing and is expected to be on his best behaviour. Given the penalty for shoplifting, it’s likely he’ll be keeping zipped up. Whitney Cummings seemed the most apprehensive about taking the gig. “I may wear a niqab just so I can deny I did it later.