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U.S. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn fractures leg, will be humanely destroyed. 
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“It’s about quality of life at this point and we feel it’s the compassionate thing to do.” Said Vonn’s commercial agent. Unfortunately Vonn did not read the clause in her endorsement contract that gave full power of attorney to her handlers. “Sure, Lindsey is a fighter and she could bounce back from this, but with no medal she’ll be passed over as far as lucrative advertising is concerned, so, we have no choice.” The Whitehouse also weighed in on Vonn’s future. On Air Force One, Trump was quoted as saying - “She’s no good to us now. It’s a shame, but we have no choice. I prefer skiers who don’t fracture their legs, she’s a loser.””

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