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“For starters, it didn’t help that the current White House administration threatened to launch a barrage of fuck knows what to wipe out another country!! Not exactly something you want to see while you’re rocketing toward the planet!” Said Canadian astronaut, Jeremy Hansen. “Plus, April kind of sucks!” Added Christina Koch. “Looks warm out so you put on shorts, next thing you know you lose a toe to frostbite! I like it up here better, you know there’s nothing out there, it’s not misleading.” Victor Glover and Reid Wiseman also chimed in on the unexpected extension. “Hey, its tax time on earth, why would we zip back for that? And sure, May is awesome, but we’ll see you after Black fly season! Peace out!”