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The reasons to buy Canadian just became clearer with the continuing Trump attacks on what the GOP calls “Wasteful government spending”, such as food safety inspectors. It’s expected to be an early and very prolific poisonous lettuce outbreak this year. “It’s a sign that spring is finally here!” Said BBQ enthusiast and part-time Dad, Norm Wiltz. “After a long winter, you know it’s time to fire up the Weber when you hear about the first few cases of e-coli.” The first round of firings are expected to total 5200 employees, so it won’t just be lettuce this year if you’re buying American to save a few bucks. Consumers are expected to be hit with a wave of nausea that far exceeds having to deal with a Trump government every day. The firing of food inspectors is also a spring tradition in Canada. Listeria-laced lunch meats is a clear sign the weather is turning.