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“It hit me about 12 hours in. I’m not over her, I will never be over her... the only way to deal with these feelings is to watch a Mako shark chew the head off a tortoise.” Said Graham Mitts, an area coffee shop owner. “I can’t understand why I keep making these bad decisions, I’m attracted to women who are clearly not good for me, while keeping happy, positive women at arms length. When am I going to learn?! Oh look a Great White is trying to rip the cage apart, who gets in one of those things?!”