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“Obviously it’s not a good feeling and we just didn’t show up on time.” Said a dejected Leafs Captain, Auston Matthews. “We had it booked but they showed up early and just took over, pushed us around, mocked us and pretty much gorilla-ed us. They even stole Nylander's clubs!” After dropping a brutal game 7 to the Florida Panthers, things got worse for the Leafs as they tried to have a team get-together and golf 18, only to find their 10 am start had been taken by two 68 year-old snowbirds who had come back to Canada. “They just kind of bullied us and started laughing, we just didn't try to get the start time back, we let them play and we just fell apart.” Said Leafs defenceman Morgan Rielly. “Obviously this is not how we wanted to start our golf season.”