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“If they want a trade deal any time soon they can forget it unless they rename it!” Said a more bloated and angry than usual Trump. “This trans for everyone has got to go, they have to tear it down and build a regular pipeline or we’ll tariff the hell out of them!” The pipeline, which transports natural gas strictly within Canada, has been in operation for 70 years and was one of the first pipelines built in the country. So far no one in the Trump administration has approached the President to explain any of these facts. Trump veered off topic for a few minutes then came back to accuse Canada of trying to force a trans agenda on the regular hetero-normative pipeline infrastructure. Alberta’s Premier, Danielle Smith was quick to agree with Trump.