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“If you look at the video its pretty obvious, we’re lucky to be alive frankly.” Trump said casually. “We’ll be taking Greenland because they’re a dangerous far-left radical, predominantly fish consuming population.” After a harrowing week on American soil, the president is threatening to take his twisted cabaret on the road and attack a land mass belonging to a NATO ally. “Yes, I know Denmark is an ally, but if we have to attack ourselves we know how to do that, the U.S. military is amazing and we can shoot at our friends while making sure the job gets done and no one gets hurt, we can do that.” When asked if he had misgivings about attacking an ally that was first in line to back up the U.S. after 9/11, fighting alongside America and losing a disproportionate number of troops, Trump fell asleep.