

Trump claims Acetaminophen pouring in from Canada. Carney appoints ‘Tylenol Czar.’

Ottawa –
In his latest effort to distract from the looming release of the Epstein files, Donald Trump is claiming not only that the active ingredient in Tylenol, Acetaminophen, causes autism in children, but also that most of the drug is pouring in from cartel-controlled super labs in Canada. In actual fact, roughly a shoebox full of Acetaminophen makes its way into the states from Canada yearly, usually in the carry on luggage of Vegas bound fun-seekers, although in the last year those numbers are down roughly 40%… mainly because Canadians have decided to spend their vacation dollars somewhere other than a back-stabbing, cult-controlled, far-right freak-tocracy. The ‘cartel-controlled super-labs’ Trump refers to are actually Shopper Drug Marts, which his administration claims, are communist enclaves of dangerous left-wing terrorists.









