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“We’re fighting fire with fire!” Said an excited spokesperson from the PM’s office. “The only way to get through to the Trump administration is to send an envoy with the same disposition as them.” While the omnivore in question, found wandering the grounds of Rideau Hall and simply known as ‘Crazy Lenny’, is a shrewd negotiator with a strong background in standing firm, many see the move as one that will further aggravate tensions between the two nations. “Listen, they’ve sent nothing but rats to deal with us, so we’re returning the favour...that’s ‘favour’ with a U!”