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Trump loyalists were left scrambling to explain the Presidents choice for the new Ambassador to the U.N. One, who preferred to remain nameless, did say – “Maybe it is time for a four-legged mammal! Why not?!” Another was more candid – “Does it really matter? No one is listening to the U.S. right now, at least the damn cat is friendly.” Trump, always keeping the press and public on it’s toes, is said to be impressed with the cats instinct, and insists whomever ‘Mittens’ shows affection toward, will be a good choice to hammer out a trade deal with. If it curls up on, say, the Albanian ambassadors lap, a sweeping, comprehensive trade deal will be worked out with Albania. So far, all the cat has done is hack up a fur ball on the Norwegian ambassadors shoes. Trump is calling for an invasion of Norway.