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“We’re confident most of the mail will reach its intended address.” Said a spokesperson for the failing Crown corporation that is losing ten million dollars a day. “We picked these up in a sweet deal with South Korea who have been streamlining their defence systems. We modded out the powered charge and replaced it with a Co2 powered ignition that can send one ton of mail about forty miles. So there will be no Canada Post trucks necessary any longer in urban centres which already have their share of traffic problems. We’re aiming for parks and recreational areas where the mail will land safely and then people can dig through and find correspondences, cheques and whatnot with their address, plus kids love it! It's like a treasure hunt.”