Calgary -

 

Always a crowd favourite at the yearly western shindig, this year the beloved snack is flavoured with a zesty dash of larceny and capitulation! Ontario Premier, Doug Ford flew out to give his check cashing wrist a workout with soon to be ousted quisling, Premier, Danielle Smith, seen here quietly wondering if she’ll be able to collect EI from the Federal government she detests to its core. Its just another happy year in Alberta, or as its soon to be known – the province formally known as Alberta. The Stampede is expected to close with a measles sharing ceremony is the poorly ventilated beer tent next to the Porta-potties in the south end corner of the grounds.