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In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to win something, the soon to be former Liberal MP for Toronto Beaches-East York, was resoundingly shut out of an attempt to join the condo board in the building where he lives. “Not a single fucking vote?!!” Erskine-Smith was heard screaming in the events room before security had to calm him. The loss is a particularly bitter one after a failed attempt to run for the Ontario Liberal party leadership, and losing a heated nomination battle to a local Domino's pizza manager. Erskine-Smith then announced he will attempt to persuade the local school board to allow him to be a crossing guard once a week. “They’re not getting rid of me without a fight goddammit!!” Screamed Erskine-Smith. His crossing guard bid is expected to be a tough battle as he is up against 72 year-old, beloved local winemaker, Jose’ Costa, who has served the neighbourhood for 16 years.