Anchorage -

 

“We were out of thank you mugs so we thought t-shirt. We understand Trump likes to golf so maybe he can get some use out of it.” Said Lars Van Vleetan, head of the Nobel Peace Prize committee. Truth be told we’re not surprised he choked, we didn’t really give him much of a chance but its our job to be around in case someone flukes out.” Trump was thrilled with the prize. “Its the greatest t-shirt in history! Obama never got a t-shirt, Sleepy Joe never got one. These Nobel people are really very smart, they know a winner when they see one!” Insiders aboard Air Force 1 were very nervous on the flight back from the historic summit between Trump and Russian leader Vladimir Putin. No one wanted to tell him that Putin won a t-shirt and a thermos.