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“Not sure when Indonesia got a franchise but the chart says they did!” mused the President, before a horrible moment when everyone in the room realized he wasn’t joking. After tanking most of the free world's economies, Trump revealed what he clearly thought was the Whitehouse office baseball pool. Which most insiders say he cheats at. “It makes him happy so we let him move around teams that are doing well, so he can say – Told ya!” Said one staffer, under the promise of anonymity. The chart was in fact the long-awaited tariff list, in which Trump levied cruelly high rates to some of the worlds poorest countries. When told the move could lead to a recession perhaps even another great depression, Trump said – “Then it will be the greatest depression ever! Much better than that last one! People are talking!”