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Trump blames figure skating for air disaster. 
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Moments after the horrendous mid air collision above the Reagan airport, Trump addressed a distraught nation -- “They have very sharp skates you know, people are talking, they like to move around a lot, they’re wild, just unpredictable and really dangerous people and it’s likely that’s why the crash took place. We’re looking into banning figure skating and replacing it with skate fighting, that’ll be a one on one battle using skates on your hands. Very popular.”

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