


Trump deports Giant pandas.

Washington -
“They’re not sending their best pandas, the pandas come here, they eat our bamboo, they crap all over America, they take advantage of us, it’s really a lousy deal for us! China empties their animal mental asylums into America and it stops today!” Trump was relentless in his criticism of the adorable Giant pandas that were on loan from China and attracting thousands of families to the Smithsonian Zoo in Washington D.C. Trump went on to yell - “Ling Bing and Fling Poo are on their way back to China and I say good riddance! Americans should be looking at American animals in captivity, like a horse... or something.” The President then went on to demand that children enjoying the antics of the pair of pandas should be reported to the proper authorities.
