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Although not as prone to a sycophantic meltdown as Kevin O’Leary, Alberta’s Premier has been warned not to get ‘grabby’ again. Smith then stopped shrieking, regained her composure and promised she would be in control when the G7 takes this place this weekend in the small Rockies community. Said one security official. “Look, we love it when fans come out, but there has to be a certain level of decorum. The President is all about his followers but safety comes first, we’ve seen it a thousand times, a handshake can turn in to a mauling, and hey its the Rockies, all kinds of bears around, so lets play safe.” Some are more concerned and have suggested that Smith be given a moderate sedative before meeting Trump again. However one Park Ranger put it more succinctly – “You kiddin’? We zapped her with 200 milligrams of Thorazine last time, she almost ripped his arm out out of the socket when they shook hands.”