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“They get like way more movies!” Said Clark Risbo, a pouting 41 year-old living in his aunt’s basement. “So I’m definitely in favour of giving up health care and flooding the country with guns if it means I can watch the Bourne movies... in a row!” Incoming President Trump has been posting that he’d like to see Canada become the 51st state, unaware that if it were, it would create roughly 32 million Democratic voters, insuring there would never be a Republican government in power, likely ever again.