


Trump blames ongoing confusion over death of Gene Hackman for plummeting economy.

Washington -
“I hear it all the time, people are talking, until there’s a definitive answer to what happened to him, the markets will suffer, it’s out of my hands. Gene was fine during my first term, I inherited this from Sleepy Joe, Hackman went down fast under Sleepy Joe and that’s that.” As media outlets continue to obsess about exactly what caused the death of the Oscar winning legend and his wife, Trump is expected to use the event as an excuse to steer attention away from his tariff wars which the vast majority of economists point to as the cause of a looming recession. Trump also pointed out - “And even if they find out what happened to Gene and his wife, what about the dog? They don’t know what happened to the dog either. There may have been multiple dogs even”
