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 Canadians brace for long winter of soaring fake beard and prune wine prices.
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“I never thought the U.S. would go this far in attacking their friend and neighbour. But this is an inexcusable move... I just hope we can get through it. The winter of 26, 27 will go down as maybe the bleakest.” Said one economy professor from Carleton University. The Trump administration unleashed more brutal tariffs designed to hit Canada right where it lives. “Steel, auto and aluminum are one thing, but when you target our fake wig and hand-operated adjustable wrench sector, this amounts to a human rights violation.” The list is comprehensive and specifically targets Canadian alcohol, no Canadian tequila will be allowed into the U.S. If Canada should ever get a tequila industry, this will sting.

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