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Never having met a loss he couldn’t work to a fake victory, Trump’s lackeys ordered his White-house speech writers to burn the midnight oil coming up with what could be described as a ‘Total defeat with Glory’ opus, ready for the president when he finally realizes that if he wants to keep as much as official White-house stationary after the November mid-terms, he’s going to have to come up with a way to spin the 45 billion, and counting, catastrophe that he promised would squash any chance of Iran obtaining a nuclear weapon. Pundits now say Trump will settle for a draw, even acquiesce to Iran having limited nuclear weapons as long as they get access to diesel fuel up and running asap.