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West Edmonton Mall to become Trump-themed fun park. 
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Edmonton -

 

After selling out Canada by refusing to sign on to the Premiers agreement to fight the tariffs almost certainly going into effect when Trump slithers back into the White House, Alberta premier and part time Canadian, Danielle Smith, announced that the world famous Mall will now be an homage to her new boss. It will have a state of the art golf course and 190 square acres of Chinese made storage pens for the migrants who will be kicked out of the U.S. Smith, who could barely contain her quisling excitement said - “All I’ve ever wanted to be is American! I’m especially excited about the boot-licking kiosks!” Reaction was swift, across the country Smith’s actions, or lack of, were widely condemned, most notably by a former FLQ member who said from his home in exile, “What a traitorous weasel!”

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