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In what is being called the only honest move the Trump administration has ever made, grounds workers in hazmat suits have hooked up a toxic tailing pipe to field questions from the Press Corps. “I’ll admit, a sludge pipe will have more credibility than the last press secretary.” Said one CNN reporter. “It’ll definitely smell better in here, occasionally the President shows up, yikes... talk about ripe! We’ll definitely be moving the chairs back a bit to avoid splash and fumes.” Others are warning, this particular sludge pipe is no dummy, it won’t be a pushover on the tough questions.