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“I guess the U.S. negotiation team thought we wouldn't notice it under the stack of papers.” Said Dominic Leblanc, after being called back to Ottawa when the Trump administration tried to slip in last minute changes to an already bad deal. “For starters they wanted Prince Edward Island for data storage, that was a big no! I mean, maybe northern Quebec or somewhere, but not the home of Confederation!” Insiders claim that the deal was minutes from being finalized when suddenly the doors flew open and Trumps hairless lap-dog, Howard Lutnick, showed up to piddle all over the deal and make outrageous demands. It was also noted that many on the U.S. negotiating team slipped their CV’s to the Canadian side hoping they would pass them along to the new leader of the Western Hemisphere, Mark Carney.