top of page
Newspaper Background.jpg
 Poilievre to run in riding of WhiteyWhite-Straightsville.
Newspaper Background.jpg
pp vote_edited.jpg

Alberta somewhere –

 

The little known riding has been a Tory stronghold since it was created. It’s currently represented in Parliament by a tattered photo of John Diefenbaker. “We’re not taking any chances.” Said a Conservative strategist. “We’ve studied the numbers, not a chance anyone will vote against him. We’re confident there won’t be any kind of ‘Fanjoy’ mishap…whatever the hell kind of name that is!” Despite picking up seats in Ontario, Poilievre’s Trump-ish campaign wasn’t enough to stop the Carney juggernaut that ran on hope and the promise of renewed industry. Despite denying he was MAGA, Poilievre felt the mistrust of Canadian voters, so it’s back to the base… he’ll start his campaign meeting with local day-drinking bow-hunters.

canadianer banner 4.jpg
  • White Facebook Icon

Subscribe to notifications and more!

Thanks for subscribing!

Wesbite Header Aug 19.jpg
bottom of page