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“You get a hit of that toxic cheap stuff and boom, lights out.” Said the lead inspector investigating the death of Pope Francis. “Anyone who grew up in the disco era can tell you that.” Vice President Vance was one of the last people to see the Pope alive and it’s widely assumed he went with full make up, being a Catholic convert he likely wanted to make a good impression. Authorities say they have put in a request for the Vice President to turn over all the personal belongings he took on his trip to meet the Holy Father. “It definitely explains the look the Pope had on his face when meeting Vance. Kind of a – ‘Woah, what is this Drag Queen story time?!’