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“Heavens Gate in ‘97, Jonestown, the Branch Dividians in Waco... and that’s just this hemisphere! The Order of the Solar Temple in Europe in the 90’s, the Pyramid, the Golden Way Foundation... but I digress”, said cult hobbyist and life long positive person, Barry Gilber. “I see big things for the MAGA movement in the mass suicide arena, they could be record setters. First it will start with denial, like, ‘I thought he was going to bring down grocery prices’, but when the true horror of what they’re involved in hits, many will have no choice. I don’t think it will be a fast poisoning death, but more likely a diet of high cholesterol fast food. As for their leader, well, he’ll trip down some stairs or something. But yes, mass suicide is the only hope for redemption for the MAGA movement.”