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In a surprise move, the chocolate maker, known for their overly sentimental TV commercials, have reached out to the renowned director to provide a new vision. Tarantino said he was excited about the project. “Okay, like it’s not gonna be any of this train station bullshit okay, where the lovers are kept apart by some bullshit Romeo and Juliet crap, if you’re expecting that, then like suck a dick, okay!” A representative for the chocolate company said Tarantino was the first and only choice. “We know chocolate is a serious game, and who better to grab the attention of the public!?” Casting has been kept secret but insiders say the director is in talks with Steve Buscemi to play a psychotic candy supplier who goes on a Christmas killing spree.