Ottawa -

If you’ve been missing that deep lustrous shine that only Jim Beam brings out in some of your finer mahogany pieces, this is a great day. The Federal government has announced its willing to sell American liquor again, but only where it belongs, in a Canadian owned and operated Hardware store. One Home Hardware store supervisor saying - “Most people who drink it walk right past the LCBO and wander in here asking for it anyway, so it makes sense. Of course, we have to keep it behind glass with products like ‘Round-Up’, but it’ll be here, I mean, if that's your thing.” If the Trump administration provides meaningful tariff relief, Canada is also willing to ease some dairy restrictions. “That stuff will be over in the caulking aisle.”