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“The phrase goes back to the Iroquois nations first dealings with American settlers in 1609. Lore has it that after the very first sentence an American uttered, an Iroquois elder just murmured what translates basically to ‘Who is this bloated clown turd?’ They felt they needed a specific saying to describe the nature of the general feeling toward the Americans.” Said one Language expert. “It is surprising given that ‘Ontario’ means ‘Beautiful lake’, or ‘Shimmering beautiful lake’ that such a sharp contrast was drawn, but perhaps not that surprising also.” The pettiness continues from the White house after Trump was told that he didn’t get what he wanted, but at least with his hand maiden, Natalie Harp trailing after him he’ll have someone to change his diapers when he gets uncontrollably upset.