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“Especially if they mean Minnesota!” Said a Canadian government official. “We’ve seen how they treat their own people so we’re going to call this a big win.” There’s always a silver lining when a trade deal falls apart. If Canada had acquiesced to the ridiculous demands on the table, it would have seen our country become a vassal state of the fascistic regime our once dependable neighbours have become. No doubt, ICE agents would be crawling the streets of your town looking for anyone who didn't look like a 1950’s Tory Cabinet member. Once again, Donald trump misreads Canada completely... don’t mess with cold people, we wait from November till May to go outside, we can out-wait a syphilitic dinosaur.