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“We didn’t start this shit but we’re sure as hell going to finish it!” Said the legendary stars trainer. “He’s still got some tread on the tires and can’t wait to serve his country.” The reclusive Canadian star has a winter home in South Florida so it won't be difficult for him to sniff out Mar-A-Lago. “We squeezed some cheap bronzer into a pale of soiled depends, that should lead him straight to Trump.” Many feel the move is premature but with a dangerous criminal, many feel the move is necessary. New lyrics were even written for the mission – There’s a voice, keeps on callin’me, down the road that’s where I’ll always be, every stop I make I’ll make a new friend... but right now I’m gonna chew some insane guys sack.