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“Canada is part of Europe now and we couldn’t be more excited!” Said a distant Flemish relative who will be bringing his very strange family to live in your basement for an insanely awkward amount of time. “We are very happy to see this wondrous land you call Canada and to enjoy the hospitality of our wonderful new family!” The European union, while debating Canada’s special status as an associate member, has unwittingly unleashed a domestic crisis of immeasurable consequence. One real estate expert saying - “Many feel this is a direct attempt to cause a housing collapse in major Canadian cities, the market won’t be able to hold with thousands of homes going on the market at the same time, which, as you may know, is the only way to get rid of unwanted house guests. “Canada may thrive economically, but cheap stinky cheese is the grocery store comes with a price.”