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‘Operation Omelette’ is one of the largest charitable food re-distribution operations that Canada has ever launched. America, once a proud democracy, now living in near third world conditions and ruled by what most describe as – A syphilitic reality TV star, is lacking many of the basic living necessities, and despite recent hostilities between the two nations, the Federal government has acquiesced to an American request for surplus eggs. “If this goes well, and they can put a sock in that crackpot’s cake-hole, we’ll see if we can scrounge up some toilet paper for the poor saps.” Said one Defence official. The flight crew has high morale on this mission of mercy. “We’re up to our tits in eggs up here, its the last we can do!” Said Captain Reg McQuagin at Uplands Air Force base. “Always happy to help out a buddy!”