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 Mark Carney expected to announce Liberal leadership bid, and that your cat died.
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Known in political circles as ‘Captain Fun,’ The former governor of the Bank of Canada and of the UK, is likely to announce that he will bring his harrowing and bleak gaze to the race to replace Justin Trudeau. “We’re big believers in opposites.” Said a Liberal strategist, “We know voters have had it with ‘Sunny Ways’ so we’re going with a ‘Dismal Ways’ kind of thing.” The only Liberals who have formerly announced are former MP and Montreal businessman Frank Baylis, who is best known for having lost a debate to a traffic cone, and Nepean MP, Chandra Arya who wants to abandon the Monarchy raise the retirement age, two issues that weigh heavily on Canadians minds...if it were 1973.

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