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‘Get him to the Greek’ has taken on a whole new meaning for alleged comedian, Russell Brand, after he was convicted and sentenced to ten and a half years on sexual assault charges that go back decades. Brand, was heard murmuring, ‘There’s a special actors jail, right?’ As he was lead away in cuffs, ironically, to a police van. It has not been determined where Brand will serve his time, but many knowledgeable about the British penal system say his sentence will start out in a somewhat Dickensian manner, then quickly escalate into a Caligula style throw down with Brand as the main focus.