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“Hey if they want to complain we’ll give them something to complain about!” Said one engineer. “We’re going to crank them up to maximum rotations as well. We really hope the noise it creates will drown out the complaining…and coughing!”  A group of climate change denying GOP Governors have officially complained to the Canadian government about the haze and smoke that have drifted over the border from Canada’s unprecedented forest fire year. They don’t complain when we send water bombers to help out when their forests go up in flame but nothing is a two way street with the current U.S. administration. The project has been deemed ‘Operation Woke-Smoke.’