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“He kept interrupting an intense discussion about increased military support for Ukraine and the ramifications of advanced drone technology post war with Russia.” Said one observer. One mic picked up Trump continually saying, “It’s a crazy gold bowl just sitting there next to the john, is it a broken toilet or what? Anyone else have one of these things in their room?” Finally, Prime Minister Mark Carney stood up began slowly explaining to Trump that in France, and many other European and Asian countries, they use what’s called a ‘bidet’. He then briefly explained that they were created in the early 1700’s for French royalty and they save water which in that day was not as easily available as it is now. Trump then slapped a 100% tariff on any bathroom plumbing items made in France.