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“We felt Albertan children should be exposed to inspired, wholesome writing, not perverse socialist ramblings.” Said a provincial government spokesperson. The Alberta government will not abide children reading graphic sexual literature that was conjured up by drug-taking radicals! If they want to learn about sex they can look at Pornhub on their phones! Which is easy to access and a Canadian company!” The book ban, which was to take place this week in Alberta schools would see books such as ‘The Handmaids Tale’ and ‘Brave New World’ removed from tax-payer funded schools. Smith announced earlier this week that the ban is temporarily on hold but will be happening. When asked why the pause, the spokesperson said – “You try finding a bunch of copies of Art of the Deal... Amazon had like five.”